The Dead Badger

I've been sent under the desk and I suspect I'll be sent to the boot room when I get home but oh boy it was worth it! The Owner's friend Annie came round and offered to take me for a walk with my little friend Phoebe this afternoon. On the hill I found a dead badger, they are my favourite!

The Owner wasn't around to get jealous and Annie didn't seem to mind until I got into the car when she went a funny colour. So I rolled in it! But I think I smell particularly good now! I don't think The Owner is quite so sure.

The Postman

I'm feeling a little let down this morning! My new best friend Postman came and the owner did his usual thing of putting his head in his hands and moaning. I think it must be some religious thing because he always says the same mantra. "How much?" Over and over.

After him bringing me treats last week I thought he was my friend, but I did my best little dance over by the bucket where The Owner keeps my biscuits. Not a thing! He's not my best friend any more! I shall plot my revenge!

Destroying the Computer

After my bath in the trough up on the hill, the owner went to the office for me to "dry out for half an hour". That was five hours ago but I nearly stopped all his computers permanently, which would at least have meant that I could have had a walkies again. The Owner had been listening to the music with them funny things on his ears when someone kncoked at the door selling a funny paper, which didn't seem to please The Owner somehow.

Even less when I ran out from under the table to help and got tangled up with all the wires. He spent several hours with loads of boxes around him with bits of wires sticking out of them and I thought he was crying at one point. I tried to help but he seemed to be cross stil so I went and sat under the desk just in case.

Thoughts on a Bath

The Owner took me for a bath today. Bath's are my favourite! No, honestly, they are! But why does he always get warm water and bubbles?

Jack's Bathroom

The Owner has one like this but I'm not allowed in it, I suspect his one is warmer!

Now, where's that towel? I have soap in my eyes!

The Garden Centre

We've been to the garden centre today, garden centre's are my favourite. The Owner always visits the pet's section and brings me back a treat. I like treats! He put all the seats down and put loads of plants all over the floor of the car and left me a little space in the corner to sit. That was ok until some yoof pulled up beside him at the traffic lights in a fast car and he wanted to prove he was fastest...

He pulled away so fast that I stumbled onto the plants. He said "Oh no, Jack!" so I sat down where I was. Always best to sit if you're in trouble. It seems that where I was perhaps wasn't the best place to sit. We've been back to the garden centre again to get more plants only this time I didn't get any treats. Dinner seems late tonight!

The Postman

When the postman brings envelopes to The Owner he normally groans so I growl as well and then I get told off. Today Postman came up the pathway and I started to practice my best growl when he gave me a letter from an anonymous fan. There were treats in it.... for me! I like treats, they are my favourite. In fact I don't know why The Owner grumbles when Postman comes. I like Postman now, he is my favourite!