He's in the Papers!

Does this explain anything? Has anyone seen The Owner?

Oh Lordy! Manor Hoomun's grand kids came to see them today. Where is The Owner when you need him???

I'm back!

Thank you all for your concerns and welcome back. It is a very troubling time, has anyone seen The Owner? His tea mug still sits where he left it, with green mould now growing out of the top of it, well I can't work the dishwasher! I have patrolled daily across the hills in search of him, well ok there is a very interesting badger carcass up there to be fair, but The Owner is my primary cause for concern at the moment.

I have been unable to report from The Manor, it appears that Manor Hoomun and Lady Manor Hoomun don't do computers. I did search the downstairs for one but was unable to find anything. There may be one upstairs and although The Owner doesn't normally let me upstairs here, I didn't fancy my chances there either. Nothing to do with Manor Hoomun's rules, just with the amount of polished wood on that grand staircase I didn't fancy my chances of getting to the top and staying the right way up! I also didn't fancy my chances of remaining a welcome visitor if there was any repeat of the famous ancestral aspidistra incident either. You should see the size of the boot room in there as well! I was completely spoilt for choice as to which corner I should drag my duvet into for my bed each night. You could have fitted the entire cottage in there!

WE HAVE ELECTRIC

Yesss! We have electric! Owners Daughter came to see me and gave me some Bonio's and some feed so all is nearly well with the world again... well my world anyway. I've been ok, they took me in at the Manor which was good of them but those shiny floors? Oh man! The paws go one way and legs the other every time I tried to walk across them.

I'm afraid the hereditary ancestral aspidistra was a victim to my slight instability on polished floors. After apparently 100 years with the same plant they were due to replace it I would have thought. More later, much to do now I have electric. Has anyone seen The Owner? He still hasn't been seen!

The Last Post!

I've been on a patrol all round the farm; followed where I last saw The Owner heading through the morning mist and have come back home. Not a sign of him! The house is cold and except for the noise the electric metre is making all is quiet. I know The Owner does something to the meter when it makes that noise but I have no idea what or even if paws and claws can manage it! I'll go on another patrol later and see if I ca

He's not at The Pub

I have been to the pub to look for The Owner and got thrown out of there for not having a lead (pub rules) and a stroppy boxer dog wanted to pick a fight with me. I have breeding I do, I don't do pub brawls! The Owner wasn't there, so I came back to the farm to see if he was at the office but that was all locked up and quiet as a mouse inside. I am getting very worried now, he has missed his second mug of tea, breakfast, his mid morning sherry and now his Sunday lunchtime drink at the pub!

Has anyone seen The Owner?

Has Anyone seen The Owner?

It's now nearly lunchtime and The Owner hasn't returned! I notice he has closed his bedroom window, the first time since I have lived here with him and there's only two pounds on the electric meter. I daren't go and patrol looking for him in case he comes back. It's pouring down with rain, but I will stand firm and await his return.

Has anyone seen The Owner?