The Missing Car

The Owner is in a good mood this morning! Don't think he's realised yet we have to walk back for the car. We're off to The Owner's neice's wedding today, dogs do weddings they're my favourite. I've even done my little excited run out round the bush and back a couple of times. What IS a wedding? Should I be having one?

The Owner's good mood has evaporated! He's been outside and realised the car is not there and he's got to walk and get it. I think he has just remembered my little mistake with the guinea pig last night as well. I think I'll go and find a nice sunny spot up the garden some where.

The Guinea Pig

Well, I've got The Owner back from the pub. We had to walk, but I like walkies. The Owner let me off the lead so I found him a present. Well it seemed only fitting! Well it looked like a rabbit to me and that's what I do, bring rabbits back. Apparently it was a Guinea Pig, but it was dark so an easy mistake to make I felt. It was alright when I gave it to him, stunned, but alright. I'm in the boot room again!!!!!!

The Village Pond

Me and The Owner are going to the pub tonight. Pubs are my favourite. I keep him on just the two drinks as a safety precaution. He had a few more one Sunday afternoon and we had to walk home. I like walks home from the pub, but on this occassion he decided that the walk should go through the village pond. I was on a lead and had to go with him. Now if I had done that he would have sent me to the boot room again!

Ooops!

Decided I may come back in and give The Owner a second chance. I crept in from the Bootroom as much on my belly as I could manage after clearing up the bag of food I knocked over. Nobody told me that he had got the wire attached to the laptop across the door way. There was a big crash! ... I'm back in the boot room. Door closed this time!

Problems

I think the owner had a problem today, there was water running everywhere and a big yellow thing was called. The driver dug a big hole outside the office door and water sprayed everywhere. They all stood round thehole and looked excited so I ran around looking excited and sprayed some of my own water. The Owner wasn't pleased with me! I've taken myself off to the boot room tonight! I'll lay on his jumper again!

The Stick in the Pond

We had a nice walk in to work this morning, the sun was shining and warm and we stopped for a look at the pond. It's a peaceful spot, where they used to drive the horses and carts into it to wash the wheels and hooves at the end of the day before putting them to bed for the night. Then he threw a stick in ! Hello... I'm a Labrador....... We retrieve things..........That's what we do.........! Now he's got a strop on with me coz I'm all wet and he reckons I smell. I've now been sent under the desk out of the way.

The Walk to Work

There was lots to sniff at on the way to work this morning and even tried to get in the stream to see where that otter had gone to. The Owner called me away, I expect he's jealous! That badger on the side of the road is starting to get particularly interesting, I think if I give it a few more days it should be about ready to roll in. I think The Owner has got his eye on it as well coz he keeps calling me away from it. I may have to employ a little doggy subtifuge here and get far enough ahead on our walk to work that he can't get to me before I get my shoulder right down in it!