The Village Pond

Me and The Owner are going to the pub tonight. Pubs are my favourite. I keep him on just the two drinks as a safety precaution. He had a few more one Sunday afternoon and we had to walk home. I like walks home from the pub, but on this occassion he decided that the walk should go through the village pond. I was on a lead and had to go with him. Now if I had done that he would have sent me to the boot room again!