The Ditch

Last night me and The Owner went to the pub, pubs really are my favourite! There was lots of people there all dressed posh, ladies with funny dresses on and men with suits like The Owner wears when he goes to Lundon sometimes. I think it was a wedding or something, do dogs do weddings?

Well he started showing that picture of me up at the window to everyone, which I was a bit embarrassed about at first until I realise all the lady hoomuns thought I was cute and made a fuss of me. No Bonio's though! On the way home, walking again, it was dark, a car appeared in the distance and suddenly The Owner was gone! Couldn't see him anywhere! Then I heard him grumbling, he stepped sideways to get out of the road and fell in the ditch, well more of a stream really and hoomun car driver stopped and helped him out of the ditch again all wet and horrible. It was a long squelch home after that, as he tried desperately to reason with himself that it was someone elses fault. I do sometimes wish dogs could laugh!

The Jehovah's Witness

We were sat there watching the telly with some noisy motor bikes whizzing very fast round a track. I think The Owner must have known one of them coz he kept shouting at this one called Moto G.P. how he wasn't worth the money or something. But someone called Jehovah must have had an accident somewhere, as these people came knocking at the door saying they were Witnesses.

The Owner didn't seem pleased to see them and seemed quite grateful that I had rushed out barking and stuff. He even forgave me for knocking his glass over in my rush to go and bark at them which was a first. That would normally mean a while shut in the boot room! When I burst through the door they were stood there looking at the sky saying 'Save us!' I did look up but couldn't see anything!

The Romeo Dog

Man, those roses stink! The Owner will be hanging out the same window later on stuffing his nose in them and waxing lyrical. Yuk and Phew!!!

The Builders Mess

Well I have kept right out of the way today. Builder has been in and he's knocked most of the window out in the kitchen and there's now a big hole there. There is dust everywhere in the cottage and muddy footprints all over the kitchen carpet.

Small Boy once made a mess like that with a kitchen cupboard door and everyone got the blame so I made a point of coming down to the farm to find The Owner and staying where he could see me most of the day, just so I didn't get implicated in the mess brewing at home. I wonder if it's safe to come out yet?

The Builders Biscuits

The Owner has got the builder in to do some work to the cottage, the window sill on the kitchen window has rotted. I'm just grateful that I can't quite manage to pee that high or I'm certain I would have got the blame for causing the rot!

I thought Builder and me were going to get on well at first, he sat down on the bench in the garden to drink the cup of tea The Owner had made for him and put some biscuits on the bench for me. I thought "What a kind man!" So I took them! Seemed perfectly reasonable to me! Builder started bellowing loudly and chased me round the garden. He's going to get indigestion, running around like that when he's eating and drinking! I had planned a day with my new friend Builder in the garden but I think I'm going down to the farm to find The Owner now.

Breakfast at Ginger's

The Great Upstairs!

Yesterday The Owner took me round to see Lady Chocolate Labrador and we had great fun running around her garden while The Owner and Lady Chocolate Lab Owner were sat in the garden watching and laughing and hoomun stuff.

Then we all went inside and we were allowed to go upstairs! I've never been upstairs before, I didn't think dogs do upstairs. I have now realised why The Owner kept me from going up there at our home! Lady Chocolate Lab Owner has a nice soft bed, I know because we climbed on it and curled up in a nice warm duvet! And she doesn't have a boot room! I think I might try that at home next time The Owner is out!