The Owner has got the builder in to do some work to the cottage, the window sill on the kitchen window has rotted. I'm just grateful that I can't quite manage to pee that high or I'm certain I would have got the blame for causing the rot!
I thought Builder and me were going to get on well at first, he sat down on the bench in the garden to drink the cup of tea The Owner had made for him and put some biscuits on the bench for me. I thought "What a kind man!" So I took them! Seemed perfectly reasonable to me! Builder started bellowing loudly and chased me round the garden. He's going to get indigestion, running around like that when he's eating and drinking! I had planned a day with my new friend Builder in the garden but I think I'm going down to the farm to find The Owner now.
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