There has been little worthy of report these last few days. Get up - get fed - go on patrol - come back - go to work - pond still full - come home - get fed- sleep and then do it all again the next day, until yesterday. Well the day started normally enough and as we came home for lunch there was a white lorry parked near my telegraph post with some complicated looking thing on its roof.
I claim ownership of the post only in that it is the one I always wee up, which applies to most telegraph posts and fence posts and anything which isn't moving at the time I guess. I regarded the two hoomuns in the lorry with particular suspicion. Mainly because they didn't throw me any crusts from their sandwiched as we passed. But in the fullness of time how right I was! I am beginning to suspect further space alien activity here. We went home and The Owner made himself a sandwich as normal, and then proceeded to devour the whole darn thing! He never even so much as drops a crumb that I might have a sniff at! When we started our shuffle back down the road to work you could have knocked me down with an empty Bonio box! The white lorry was gone...............and so was the telegraph post!!! All that was left was a deep, round hole just a little larger that the post was. I had a quick sniff but could think of nothing to explain it other than the lorry must have been a spaceship and it is clearly fueled with telegraph poles! That is what I think happened! So I wee'ed in the hole to be on the safe side anyway and went back to the office for a quick snooze whilst I considered the matter.
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