The Dyson has Started its Demise I Hope

The Owner dragged my nemesis out from it's weekly hibernation and plugged it in. I don't hang around long enough to have any opinion on the way he uses it or anything further like that, I find somewhere to get out of the way of this demonic invention! Anywhere or anything will do for this purpose, I once tried to get behind the cooker out of the way. Now I know you are thinking to yourself that there isn't room behind the cooker, but you never know until you try do you? Today I was a little more brave than normal and was peering round the corner of the bench in the hallway and bravely watched his activity. It was then I witnessed the first nail in the Dyson's coffin as with a loud pop the Dyson, The Owner and everything in the dining room disappeared in a large cloud of fine white dust. Now I couldn't help but wonder if that was meant to happen? I was soon answered by the amount of rude words that The Owner was using! After much banging and dismantling The Owner triumphantly produced a filter that he clearly was unaware of being in it and pronounced to no one in particular that this was the root of the problem and put the ruddy Dyson back together again. He seemed to be of the opinion that he could finish terrorising me without the filter and was clearly pleased with his efforts as several little treats I had hidden about the dining room disappeared with a loud rattle up the pipe. I watched with some interest as it appeared to me to be a very clever way of doing things. All the bigger lumps were sucked up and collected in the clear box thing whilst all the fine dust was blown out of the vents and deposited on the table and the settee, indeed anywhere above ground level. I thought that was very good as I didn't have to walk in it and it was all out of the way above the kind of level where I can be normally blamed for anything. The Owner soon turned around and started using lots of rude words again so I guessed he hadn't intended that to happen. He is now trying to find a way of warming his hands, does anyone have a useful suggestion of thawing out my water bowl?