My Letter From The RSPCA

Well, so far this week I have had two letters from Postman. The first was early this week and I think it came from Blood Hound 7. Some nice treats for me I thought although The Owner was a little too keen to hide them from me, but my nose did not let me down. "Hah!", I thought, as I rummaged through his secret stash of wine bottles, "No problem!". I was, however, unsure whether I should be having an opinion on being sent "Wonky Chomps" through the post. Should I be drawing any conclusions here? Well, after being sent out into three inches of drought yesterday morning and being reassured that my skin was waterproof I did feel a little better when I found my way upstairs and snoozed on The Owner's bed until I dried off a little. Three inches of drought is quite a lot when spread over The Owners bed! This morning I had another letter addressed to me from the RSPCA. Whenever there are loads of letters after a name The Owner always makes them out to be very important so I was hopeful. Well I am so over the RSPCA!!!!!! Lots of letters to make up a name and not a tasty chomp in there for me!!!!! I am off to bed I think!