Survey Hoomun's Lunch Box

Well today has been a thoroughly rewarding day all things considered and I am feeling quite full. Although I have been on the receiving end of one or two nasty stares which I felt may have been a little harsh. On morning patrol we were heading for the farm and the warmth and, more importantly, the DRY studio. When we got almost there we happened upon two hoomuns who I believe were called Survey Hoomun, not sure why they both had the same name, perhaps they were related although I can imagine that may have been confusing at dinner times. So they were there with this tripod thing, and I have learned from my experience with the zimmer frame on the station that it was not acceptable to wee up things with legs, but there was this red box, unguarded. So I wee'd on the box instead. Only a little wee it was, hardly worth all the fuss really! Survey Hoomun gave me a particularly hard stare and threw her sandwiches on the field, well how was I supposed to know the box had her sandwiches in??!!? But I made a note of where they went and retrieved them later, after all I am a retriever! A bit less pickle may have been better I thought. Then Water Cooler Hoomun turned up and he normally gives me a Bonio from my bucket so I got quite excited by the thought. But instead he gave me an apple.....I wasn't impressed! However he left his van door open and I had noticed an open bag of crisps on the seat so it all worked out for the best in the end!!!