The Owners Acceptance Speech

The Owner is feeling very pleased with himself today. The gullible among you have been buying his book! He is already trying to write his acceptance speech for the National Book Awards. I have the laptop so he is currently sucking thoughtfully on his pencil and then scribbling furiously before screwing up the paper and throwing it at the waste bin. You notice I didn't say in the bin, that was because it has already disappeared under the weight of two packs of paper. It could be another long day.