The Owner and The Ambliance

We have had major things going on here today! The Owner had been shouting at Robert Peston on the telly again this morning, which is always a bad start to any day and then he thrust his hands deep in his pockets and we stomped off to the studio. I walked a little behind him all the way down. Not out of any sense of duty you understand, more a sense of self preservation. When we got to the studio he opened some letters and then started shouting at them too. This was followed by the phone and then the computer. The day was not going well! Eventually, he, The Owner, made himself the customary eleven o clock coffee (which always means I get a Bonio, have I mentioned that I like Bonio's?) at half past ten. Now aren't you impressed that I can tell the time as well? He hadn't finished his coffee when he wandered off outside. I awaited his return for the other half of my Bonio but he didn't return, so I went outside to see what he was doing. I found him, lying like a heap of crumpled ironing outside on the floor, which I thought may have been a little unusual. And so, apparently, did Dairyman Hoomun and Lady Dairyman Hoomun, as they helped him back into the studio and flopped him into the chair. This big delivery van, with lots of blue lights and far too much to say for itself, then came into the farm and I am told they call it an ambliance which was ok as ambliances come with ambliance drivers and they may give me a Bonio. I was a little disappointed as they all paid The Owner far too much attention which will only make my life difficult when they have gone, and they didn't give me a Bonio. Next thing I knew, they'd whisked The Owner off into the ambliance. Well I was, by now, beside myself with concern! Not only had they not given me a Bonio but they had encouraged The Owner to go with them and he hadn't given me the other half of my Bonio yet. It really is just too much, I may have to pee on their wheels if I see them again. I think The Owner is going to be a little difficult this evening if he has had any attention during the day from Ambliance Hoomun and Lady Ambliance Hoomun.