Someone Was Sitting on MY Comfy Cushion

Last night as we were walking back home from the studio a blue car came noisily up the road behind us and started flashing its lights and making a very unseemly amount of noise. Then the door was flung open and before the occupant could leap forth, Barney K9 was straight in and there was a lot of tail wagging and various switched being turned on and off. Then the shrieking started, which also explained much of The Owners behaviour these last couple of hours. Owners Daughter had arrived!! He, Barney K9, was becoming more excited by the second and as Owners Daughter finally emerged from her car there was a great deal of frowning to be done. The Owner had been telling everyone who was daft enough to answer their phone that he was anticipating chem trails on the horizon and he was going to clear a landing strip for the broom stick then laughing very loudly. So it must have been one of his special jokes that no one else ever gets, but I now see it was at Owners Daughters expense. So I had been feeling generally quite sympathetic towards her.... until she went in doors! She grabbed one of The Owners camping foam mattresses and flung it on MY comfy cushion!!! At first I thought it was very nice of her but I suspected The Owner would have a negative response if I curled up on it, until I realised it was not for me!! Owners Daughter flopped herself down on top of the foam mattress on top of MY comfy cushion in a very over the top dramatic way. Although you can tell the family connection as she didn't spill her drink either. Well my big question was "Where am I going to doze this evening?". Then a brainwave hit me...... I can still sit on MY comfy cushion for the evening, just that it would have to be on Owners Daughter, who was on top of The Owners foam mattress, which was on top of MY comfy cushion. So that was alright then. It was at this point that she became very unlike The Owner when she threw her drink all over the place and I would just like to make it clear at this point that I am in no way responsible!! I may have jolted her arm a tinciest bit but I did not touch her glass! Just saying!Barney K9, meanwhile was still bouncing around her car pleased to see her oblivious of the fact that she was no longer in it and that everyone else had gone indoors some time since.