The Visit to The Pub

The Owner must have forgotten about Postman coz he did take me to the pub! I like pubs they really are my favourite! I have to be on a lead in there, pub rules, and the owner had the lead round his wrist when he went to the bar and got a glass of wine for himself and an orange juice for the small boy. Some nice lady said hello to me as he picked up the glasses so I went to say hello to her. Next thing was, he starts to throw all the drinks from the glasses over the floor and blamed me! I think he must be suffering still from the same bad drink he had last time we went to the pub. I may have to stop him going I think, if he can't behave himself. Dinner's late this evening!

The Postman's Revenge

Oh dear! I was in the garden earlier, when Postman came. I saw his van and bent on revenge for not giving me a Bonio the other day, went right up the top of the garden and waited for him to get up to the front door. Then I launched my charge! Down through the cherry orchard, round the trees, past the satelite dish, heckles up baying for blood. Wrong Postman! The relief was on today. Postman wet himself! The Owner had to help him clean himself up and I'm in the boot room again. Well how was I to know?!? He drove the same red van! I'm thinking I'm not going to be taken to the pub this lunch time!

The Riverside Pub

Oh such fun, I managed to get The Owner wet from both sides! The first one was usual, retrieve rock from river......place on bank behind The Owner......shake vigorously. At this point The Owner shreaks with delight (I think) as well as the people on the next table. Next came my 'piece de resistence'. He didn't see me run under the table and drop a rock, so I shook myself vigorously just to let him know I was there. You should have seen the inside of the car when he got me home. The Owner is out there now with his Dyson cleaning it. It is raining this morning, he doesn't appear to be happy!

The Small Boy is coming!!

Off to collect the small boy now, this is my favourite! I get to play in the river for an hour whilst The Owner has a pint and then I've got a whole weekend to see what I can get away with whilst getting the small boy the blame. It's nice to have someone else to shoulder some of the onerous responsibility for blame I have to carry.

The Night Out

I did go out last night with him! Going out is my favourite! Dunno what happened but that funny thing on the wall started making a noise, I think it must have been upset coz he picked it up and cuddled it to the side of his head and talked to it for a while. When he put it down he was walking around singing and he seemed to have forgotten about the paws on the shirt incident.

Then he put me in the car and we went to the pub, pubs are my favourite! He met a nice young lady and I liked her, she kept telling me how nice I am and made a real fuss of me. In fact she made a fuss of me most of the night and left The Owner to enjoy his pint at the other end of the table. Not sure what I did but he definitely had a bit of a strop with me on the way home. Perhaps his beer was off!

Being Left at Home

Oops! I've been doing my doggy best to make up for the damage to the kitchen last night after the bath (hosepipe) and I think I have just undone it all! It's been raining here today and I've just been outside in the garden doing what doggies do best in the garden. I came rushing back trying to show him how pleased I am etc. Put my paws in the middle of his chest as I jumped up at him.

He's got muddy paw prints in the middle of his chest now! He's going out tonight, although I guess not in his clean white shirt from the way he has just thrown it in the washing machine and I am getting the feeling I won't be going with him somehow. Perhaps I can drag his jumper out from behind the fridge and lay on that again for the evening. If he didn't like the paw prints on the shirt he won't like the jumper when he finds it!

The Fight

We had a fight last night, The Owner and me. He wasn't going to let me into the house until he had washed me down. I mean, with a hosepipe!!!!! He thinks he won and tells me I smell nice and fragrant now, but you should see the kitchen now! He smelled a little damp and musty for the rest of the evening as well :) I must find a way to get back up there and do it again. Because I can! Alright!