The Postman's Revenge

Oh dear! I was in the garden earlier, when Postman came. I saw his van and bent on revenge for not giving me a Bonio the other day, went right up the top of the garden and waited for him to get up to the front door. Then I launched my charge! Down through the cherry orchard, round the trees, past the satelite dish, heckles up baying for blood. Wrong Postman! The relief was on today. Postman wet himself! The Owner had to help him clean himself up and I'm in the boot room again. Well how was I to know?!? He drove the same red van! I'm thinking I'm not going to be taken to the pub this lunch time!