The Fight

We had a fight last night, The Owner and me. He wasn't going to let me into the house until he had washed me down. I mean, with a hosepipe!!!!! He thinks he won and tells me I smell nice and fragrant now, but you should see the kitchen now! He smelled a little damp and musty for the rest of the evening as well :) I must find a way to get back up there and do it again. Because I can! Alright!