This hoomun Christmas thing has left me a little confused. Christmas eve we went home from the office taking particular care to keep The Owner out of the ditch after sharing just one too many glasses of port with Dairy Man and when we got back home he dived into the post box on the wall. One of these days he is really going to fall in that thing!
But...... he produced a big parcel from its depths...........for me!!!!!!! I think I am going to enjoy Christmas I thought. This was from a place called Oztralya! Now, I have never heard of this place so I guess it must be the other side of Swindon. But I had MY OWN Christmas card and little pressie and he didn't even grumble when more of that sparkly stuff fell out on the carpet!!! Anyway, Christmas Day saw us going to work until Dairy Man came out with another glass of port. The Owner disappeared and left me in the office with my Christmas pressie from Oztralya and a bit of festive tinsel. I wasn't quite sure what the significance of the tinsel was so I ate it. It was quite a strange experience to see it lying on the ground behind me when it came out again and I think The Owner may have worked out where it went! On Boxing day he was a bit poorly and the day after he was very poorly! He kept saying it was something to do with the flu. Now I'm clearly not understanding something here, coz I kept looking up the chimney and the flu from the woodburner seemed to be working perfectly! He was making lots of strange hissing noises as he breathed as well. He has clearly got fed up with that game now so things are back to normal again. Still no grumbling though!
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