Well spring has finally arrived! How do I know this? Could it be the blossom? No, can't see that for The Owner's big head as he goes around sniffing at it. Could it be the cows out in the field for the first time? No, that's not it! Could it be the daffs in the woods at the top of the garden? No, managed to wee on them already!
Done guessing? Well I'll tell you! It was that damned blackbird shouting and hollering from the top of the hedge at the back, just outside the boot room door from about half four this morning! Now I speak a bit of blackbird, being the educated well bred sort of a K9 that I am. The Owner came down stairs (after I'd already had two hours of 'Oh what a beautiful morning' in blackbird), and put the kettle on. That's when it changed to "There's hoomuns, there's hoomuns! Ooooooooh there's hoomuns!". When I burst forth in desperation from the back door to have the first wee of the morning it changed to Aaaarrrghhh there's a dog, there's a dog, there's a dog, aaaarrrrrgggghhhhh! there's a dog there's a dog etc. as he disappeared over the old tennis courts (i have more to report on them later). Oh yes, be warned. The Owner has a new phone...... with a super duper camera on it. At the moment, all is safe as he can't work out how to use it. He has several pictures of his big toe and other parts of his anatomy too distressing to mention without sedation but he has no idea how he took them. It will only be a matter of time I suspect!
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