We have had Small Boy with us for the week so I have been a little preoccupied. Trying to understand Small Boy is even harder than trying to understand The Owner and I am quite worn out by the experience. I am also worn out by the exercise!! Me and The Owner have a very settled life normally.
The odd upset that I may have thrown into the mix (because I can, ok?) but generally life is very ordered. We get up and avoid the carious calamitous goings on, if at all possible, that could signal the start of a bad day for The Owner and a quick patrol around the farm as we head for the studio. Then snooze until lunchtime when a quick shuffle up the road to the cottage before returning to the studio for more snoozing until it's time to go for an evening patrol and then home for tea. Alright, the evening patrol may involve a trip up the road via the pub but I can live with that. Small Boy arrives and we have walks three times a day with him as well as normal patrols with The Owner. Then yesterday he, Small Boy, has developed this new plan of putting my on a long lead and taking me off with him on long bike rides!!! The first one at ten yesterday morning was a bit of fun, but I had barely time to say "Bonios three times a day would be nice please!" when we're off for the eleven o-clock and one at twelve and again at two... well you get the picture. I have hidden all my leads in the calf sheds this morning before Small Boy appears from his pit. I think strange woman is coming today to collect him so I can get some rest tomorrow. Do they do Ralgex for dogs?
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