The Owner's Been Away

What a busy few days I have had! Full of strange twists and turns. Thursday morning, The Owner and I went off on patrol as normal, BUT, we came home again and The Owner seemed a little strange. Then Bracknell Lady Hoomun turned up, now I have met her several times before and she always gives me a Bonio or two so I like her so I did my bestest little dance, but I didn't get a Bonio so I thought may have to revise my opinion of her. Then The Owner and Bracknell Lady Hoomun got in the car and drove off leaving me in doors at the cottage. I was beginning to fear they had left me as it had got dark and I was still on my own, but it wasn't quite so bad as I had tried all the chairs, cushions, beds and other bits that I am not normally allowed on. Then there was a rattle at the boot room door, in the dark. I was understandably concerned, not that we may be about to be burgled, but that I was being disturbed and I still hadn't got around to trying a snooze on Small Boys bed! It wasn't a burglar hoomun after all, it was Phlee Dog Owner and he took me off to his home, after he fed me, so he went up in my estimation straight away! The Owner still didn't come back even though everyone was drinking wine and I even slept there last night. Their boot room floor was very warm, mine isn't! Still no The Owner though. I did notice that Phlee Dog Owner wakes up after drinking wine with the same amount of grumbling as The Owner! Today, The Owner showed up again with Bracknell Lady Hoomun and he smelled of hospitals again! I haven't finished yet! When The Owner and Bracknell Lady Hoomun arrived back, in the post box was a packet marked "Amazon" and it was addressed to me, more fan mail! Now I have seen how Amazon Lady pictures have a frankly less than necessary affect on The Owner, so I was quite hopeful! So my anonymous fan from BH12 has struck again! More chewies! I shall be having a chomp on one or two of them later.