Owners Daughter Has Done a Woopsie!!!

Well yesterday was a day of great significance and unexplained hoomun behaviour for me. The Owner told me that Owners Daughter had a bit of a woopsie in her car. Well when I have a woopsie it usually involves a shovel and a spell in the boot room whilst he clears it up. Hold that thought for a moment whilst I explain that her woopsie involved the front end of a tractor! Now I have seen the big buckets on the front of the tractors on the farm, indeed I have wee'd up some of them, so I know just how big they are. So how much did she do to need one as big as that to clear it up?!?!? Somehow in amongst it all it appeared to need a visit from Owners Daughter, Very Strange Woman, Diesel Dog Daughter and of course Diesel Dog. Perhaps it needed The Owners deft touch with a shovel or something. I left Diesel Dog to do his thing, which inevitable involved running up and down the path across the back of the garden like a demented badger, whilst the hoomuns went indoors and filled out Shoreance forms. Very Strange Woman needed a stamp for an envelope and The Owner had one left in his little book and gave it to Very Strange Woman to put on the envelope. It was at about this point that Diesel Dog's demented badger running involved a quick trip through the cottage and out the front door again. That was when the arguments seem to start, as the only stamp The Owner had, was missing! I wandered outside partly to see where Diesel Dog had taken the stamp but mainly to get away from the argument about who last saw the stamp that was raging indoors. It is a strange sight to see a Diesel Dog running around the garden staring at the tip of his own nose where the glue on the stamp had firmly affixed the only stamp in Wiltshire and oblivious to everything else around him. I can't help but believe that he didn't really mean to run straight through The Owner's barbie at the top of the garden and that The Owner may have an opinion about that later as well as the somewhat less than favourable opinions that he was expressing indoors.