A "Dump of Snow"

It is a quiet start to a Saturday morning here at the cottage. The Owner is sitting with his second large mug of tea watching the news and hasn't even shouted at the presenters yet! I believe he is setting himself up to count the number of birds on his bird table for the annual RSPB bird count. Not sure why, last year there wasn't one bird landed on the bird table. I know this to be true as I was sat underneath it watching intently! But I have just heard a report on the breakfast news which I feel I need to disassociate myself from. Our snow has largely gone overnight but there are many pictures of cars getting stuck in the snow and Reporter Hoomun has just announced there was a large dump in the snow last night and I would just like to point out that I was in no way responsible!!! I confined my activities in the dumping department to the top of the garden and after a quick sniff scratched some dead leaves over it so that The Owner doesn't know it is there until he has trod in it.