Caught sniffing the Lavender (yuk and double phew!!)

Oh the ignominy of the whole thing! The shame! The disgrace! What was I thinking?? I was on patrol around the garden after tea when I happened to notice that the lavender were "On the move". I know that is the right expression as The Owner is always saying it. Well, in anticipation of the forthcoming spectacle of The Owner wandering around with his trumpet stuffed in the rose (yuk and phew!) flowers and the lavender (double yuk and phew!!) bushes, I thought I would try and acclimatise myself a little and have a crafty sniff and sort of build up to it; whilst they don't smell so bad. It was traumatic but I steeled myself and shoved my nose in. It wasn't pleasant but it had to be done! I heard the click of a camera....... OMG what have I done????? I knew what I had done, I had been caught sniffing a lavender (double yuk and phew!!) bush. The Owner is printing this picture off as I write and I suspect it is going to be all over the village by morning. I hang my head in shame.....