No Morsels for Jack!!!

The Owner has spent the day in Swindon, which was one step beyond where I was prepared to go, obviously! The Owner thought so too, judging by the state he has come home in. So he has cut some bread and butter, some cheese and some grapes plus the ubiquitous glass of wine. I sat there wishing his hand would drop off as he seemed unable to grasp the concept of passing an odd morsel in my direction. So far there hasn't been any come my way, but then neither has his arm dropped off y