The Glass of Wine and the Wobbly Leg

I would just like to make it known here that my K9 belly button, through which I derived much of my very obvious breeding, is now only for my pleasure and general storage of fluff! Should it happen that The Owner decides to tickle the said K9 belly button, then he should expect me to react in a manner that involves the old K9 leg twitch thing going on in a particularly effusive manner. Should it happen that the said effusive K9 leg twitching might possibly make contact with The Owners full wine glass left casually on the carpet beside where he was sat at the time, and within range of my twitching leg, it is hardly my fault! Just saying.....