Oh man that garden! The rose (yuk and phew) is in another flowering apparently but it has got a bit cunning and only flowered up high where I can't pee! The lavender (double yuk and phew!) is stinking the neighbourhood out and round the back of the cottage the Jasmine is in full flower but that is on the shed roof and try as I might I cannot get to pee that high and believe me I have tried! So many smells in the same garden and not one of them good! He, The Owner, is wandering around in heaven spouting nonsense about the 'perfume'! I am keeping a low profile today whilst I scheme and plot a way of damping down the stench from these flowers of the devil! Meanwhile I will content myself with peeing all over the lavender (double yuk and phew) whilst I work out my next move!
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