Running Aground

We've had a great time on our holidays, me and The Owner... well I have anyway! Lots of pubs alongside the river and I love rivers, I love pubs as well.... I also LOVE BONIO'S, had I mentioned that?

There's only me and him on the thing but he just has to get the biggest boat on the canal, it was so big, if I ran from one end to the other and back again I didn't need a walk that night! The man at the boat yard wasn't very convinced when he told him that the rest of his party was joining us that night. We stopped at nearly every pub along the river and rounding a bend there was a pub in site, it was crowded with Lady Hoomuns so I thought we would definitely be stopping, I don't mind as Lady Hoomuns always feed me tit bits. As he came round the bend he went in real close to the bank so I thought he was mooring there, so I jumped off! How was I to know he'd just got it wrong and ran the boat into the bank and got it stuck?!?! It took him ages to get it off the mud again. There was lots of noise and revving and he was making a lot more noise than the engine! I kept out of the way and sat on the bank and watched as all the Lady Hoomuns were laughing at him. I opted not to jump back on board with him when he got it going as it was going to be a bumpy ride for the rest of the afternoon, so I ran along the bank. It was tiring but I felt it was safest!