Caffeine poisoning!

Well, it was a long day, I was right about that and I think today could be just as long for a different reason. By 06:00 his first report and demo of a software system was on its way to someone, not sure who and I'm not sure he did either by the confused e-mail he has had this morning.

By 09:00 he was starting to feel the effects of dragging himself out of bed so early. He seemed to reason that he could do the early starts when he was driving so there is no reason why he shouldn't be able to now! Hello?!?! That was ten years ago! Time is a bitch when it comes to clouding the mind over what we can still achieve. I used to be able to outrun any dog around here a couple of years ago but I couldn't out run the jaws of Lady Chocolate Lab when she took exception to my amorous advances the other night! By 10:00 he was starting to fall asleep over the keyboard with the mouse in his hand and then coming to with a jolt as his head started to fall. The mouse jolted as well and moved files and folders all over the place. He still can't find some of them. Then he started on the strong coffee! By lunch time he had so much caffeine in him he couldn't keep his hands from shaking! Now this morning he is having to explain away the rather manic e-mails he was sending to everyone all afternoon and the sometimes embarrassing misspellings of several crucial words in them! Last night he had to explain why he managed to send three pints and two packets of peanuts scattering all over the bar, all on different occasions, where his hands were shaking so much. Fortunately he has come down off the manic ceiling and I am today looking forward to the first Postman's delivery for a while. I must behave! I must behave! I must behave......