Does anyone like octopus? Throughout the latter parts of this foopall ,since The Owner realised that this strange looking animal had gained some fame for predicting outcomes of foopall matches a long way away, (I think they must be playing near Swindon somewhere) he's been putting down little boxes with funny colours draped over them and a Bonio inside and taking pictures as evidence.
He's tried ringing every newspaper in the area looking for one who's daft enough to believe I can predict who puts most balls in the net thing and do the silliest dance afterwards. Hey! Two boxes, two Bonio's, no problem! Nothing clever about that, get the closest one first and then on to the other as quickly as possible before he changes his mind. I'm very good at predicting F1 results, Moto GP, horse races, cricket, hockey, and the odd game of scrabble and tiddlywinks as well. Bring on the Bonio's!
Jack Lab
My best pose
About Me
- Jack Labrador
- Born and trained on Lord Bath's estate at Longleat I didn't like the bangs the guns made. (I don't like the noise The Owner's Dyson makes either.) So I was 'released' from my training (given my P45). I was picked up and deposited rather unceremoniously in the back of a Land Rover and taken back to The Owner's cottage, although I did get my own back by depositing a large amount of regurgitated breakfast in the back. There then followed a rather more challenging form of training on matters such as 'How to behave indoors!' and 'Not pooing on the carpet!'. I must have passed this training because I was allowed to stay and am still here today. The Owner can be a grumpy git but he puts up with me and he's my bestest mate.
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