Small Boy Visits!!

Yesterday was a day filled with much excitement! Not the kind of excitement one may get from several boxes of Bonios dropping off the shelf where The Owner had put them so I can't get them. More the kind of excitement from lots of visitors! Mid morning a van pulled up outside and I was initially going to have an opinion on the matter, but then thought better of it as it looked suspiciously like Tesco Delivery Yoof except he was in an orange van. I have now extended my list of suckers from whom a Bonio can be extracted to include Sainsbugs Delivery Yoof! Whilst chomping on a Bonio from Sainsbugs Delievry Yoof, Courier Yoof also turned up with The Owners new jacket for meetings (now I can understand what meetings are about he can go on his own!). Then in amongst the gathering throng arrived another car with a lot to say on the matter and four bodies inside. Imagine my surprise when one of them turned out to be Small Boy! Whilst The Owner unpacked his new jacket, Small Boy took me, together with his friends, Text Hoomun Yoof (who I have met before), Driver Yoof and Toni Yoofette, we went on a sort of mini patrol around the farm and village. We went up a track which is one I seldom get the opportunity to include in my patrols and I happened to find a dollop of well matured badger poo. Mature enough for all the benefits of badger poo rolling yet without the downsides that hoomuns seem to dislike so much. Like..... smell. So I got my shoulder right down into it. Toni Yoofette made no attempt to stop me from having a little roll, so I carried on. I felt she and I would be good mates! When we got back to the cottage, he, The Owner, otherwise known as spoilsport, noticed it straight away! I was marched outside by the scruff of my neck and introduced to the hosepipe and yard broom again. After a little harsh treatment from said hosepipe and yard broom The Owner relaxed his grip a little and I took full advantage of it. I rushed back inside the cottage and into the dining room, where I shook vigorously, beside the dining room chairs as it happens. That would also be the same one that The Owner has hung his new jacket on then! I believe it is being collected first thing Monday morning by Dry Cleaning Hoomun, not sure why!