The Too Pay!

I have experienced some very strange hoomun behaviour this afternoon. It would be no surprise to learn that it was The Owner who was responsible for the strange hoomun behaviour I guess. This particular strange behaviour was when The Owner was telling me off but laughing at the same time. Well, more of a chuckle really. After lunch The Owner was banging furiously away at the keyboard when a car pulled up outside. A hoomun got out and knocked on the studio door. The observant among you may have noticed it to have been a little gusty outside today and as Visitor Hoomun opened the studio door half his head fell off!! Well you could have knocked me down with an empty Bonio box! The wind had blown the top of his head right off!! Then I happened to notice a rabbit lying on the floor at his feet, well it looked like a rabbit anyway. I am a retriever, I retrieve things. Things like rabbits. So I picked it up and brought it back to The Owner, who didn't seem to want it. Told me to take it away. Then Visitor Hoomun shouted loudly at me so I ran off up to the calf sheds with my rabbit. Visitor Hoomun seemed particularly vexed about something so I ran harder to get away from him. The Owner was now joining in the pursuit too which was a strange sight to behold and they were both shouting about a "Too Pay". I was now forming the opinion that K9's are not supposed to retrieve a "Too Pay" so I dropped it where I stood. The calf sheds are nearing the point where they require cleaning out so they were a little deeper than normal in organic matter which is apparently not something that hoomuns like to see on a "Too Pay" I have learned. The Owner arrived and picked up the "Too Pay" between thumb and fore finger and offered it back to Visitor Hoomun, who despite all his shouting didn't seem pleased to see it back. The Owner then exhibited this strange behaviour I mentioned, telling me I am a naughty K9 for running off with a Too Pay, whilst at the same time appearing to be laughing loudly inside his head. Too Pays are apparently not for K9's I have learned today!