My Brain Implosion

Last night I had a headache! Today I have a headache! I also have a funny shaped head and, I am sure, a brain implosion. Today I am also getting absolutely no sympathy from The Owner, but that is no different to normal I guess. 

Last night, as it was getting dark, Owners Mate arrived and him and The Owner discussed "things", but I did hear the discussion of Bonios, so I was quite happy that on this occasion "things" were not going to be to my detriment. So I was unconcerned when they jumped into Owners Mate's car and left me behind. They shortly returned carrying several Sainsbugs bags and I did spy a box of Bonios in one of them.... and another!! Make no mistake, this was not a demonstration of love and caring for my well being on the part of The Owner, I have fallen for that one before. No, this would have just been that they were on some kind of special offer. After more discussions Owners Mate said he would take the shopping home in his car and The Owner and I would wander home so I could, well, perform. When we got to the gate Owners Mate was busy carrying bags up the path and The Owner picked up a few more. I happened to notice that the back seat was down and there was a big sheet spread out which I thought might be for me and we were off on a little adventure somewhere so I started to get in... and then it happened!!! Someone tried to close the tail gate, I was too dazed to know who, as I tried to stagger back out of the way. Unable to shut the tailgate on their first attempt they closed it again. I am sure I still have the imprint of a tailgate catch on the underside of my chin. I guess also that we weren't going off for an adventure, unless you count having your head shut in a tailgate door as the adventure I suppose. In which case it was quite an adventure!