Early Mornings!!!

What's on my mind? I'd like to know what's on The Owners mind and this morning I can't think there was too much! There I was, happily snoring to myself (the noise keeps the badgers from pooping outside the back door) dreaming of Bonio's. Had I mentioned I like Bonio's?

It was still dark when I heard him come crashing down the stairs and start fumbling around in the kitchen. He was going to have to put the light on eventually and its a lot easier on his temper if he does it sooner rather than later. I thought we must be going somewhere, nothing else normally gets him out of bed that early. He gets himself dressed, in clothes straight out of the washing machine, yuk, he must be sleepwalking! Then he gives me my breakfast, at 3:00 in the morning, so I forgave him immediately. Then he shuffles off down to the office and begins furiously banging away on the keyboard. He is giving me a right old headache with all the noise! When the dairyman came out to go and get the cows in for milking, just after the sun came up he thought we were being burgled and came across to check, pitch fork at the ready. It won't last, by 11:00 he'll be falling asleep over the keyboard and wake up with red marks across his forehead spelling "QWERTY". I think he must be sickening for something! Maybe he might forget he's already given me breakfast, if I try my little dance and just see what comes my way. It may work! This could be a very long day....