DIY SOS

Last night The Owner had a bit of a traumatic evening although I have to say he brought it upon himself. It's a facet of hoomun behaviour that I find the hardest of all to fathom out. It is usually a woman thing as I am lead to believe but that doesn't stop The Owner becoming involved with this whole ritual.

I refer here to DIY SOS! Now I get the premise of the program; family of hoomuns buy a hoomun kennel that has more holes in it than a ferrets cage, they all live there in amongst building rubble and rolls of loft insulation for ages and then Father Hoomun gets all depressed and says he is a failure. Not sure why coz from where I stand their kennel looks about as good as my boot room so it must be alright. Then a whole army of Builder Hoomuns comes along and then makes it ten times worse by putting windows in holes in the wall and making it all look tidy and stuff. Then the hoomun family returns and start this whole thing of the eyes leaking that I don't understand. I thought hoomun eyes leak when they are unhappy or when they have hit their thumbs really hard with a hammer (which seems just plain stupid to me) but they are telling everyone how happy they are etc. Why do they do this eyes leaking thing and then say they are happy??? The bit I really don't understand is that The Owner joins in with eyes leaking and then tells me what a good program he has just watched! Hello! If its going to upset him why watch it and if he is happy why have leaking eyes?? Hoomuns!!!!!!!!!! I am going to find a good bit of badger poo to roll in I think.