My Friday - Good and Bad!

Oh where to start? Do we talk about Lady Chocolate Lab Owner or do we talk about Tesco Yoof? Well, to be fare I am not certain it was Lady Chocolate Lab Owner but on Friday he got up and did his normal stuff upstairs, whatever that entails I am uncertain as I hide when that happens ever since Owners Daughter invited me up there and then threw me into the bath.

Then we went for our normal patrol but instead of going to the office we came back here. Very strange I thought! He went upstairs and there was a lot more splashing going on and I was definitely not going to investigate for fear of my own personal safety and then he re-appeared, smelling funny. This was why I suspected he has been to see Lady Chocolate Lab Owner as he only smelled like that when he was off to see her. I got a bit excited at this thought coz I thought I may have got to see my own love interest, Lady Chocolate Lab. He got a new pair of trousers out of a bag and put them on which looked kinda comical as his feet disappeared. There then followed much stabbing of fingers with needles and a lot of swearing. I did think that what he was doing would never last and I was right as when he did eventually get back his feet had disappeared again inside his trousers. Well after he put the needles and cotton wool soaked in blood and the elastaplast box away he stole my laptop and left!! I couldn't even voice an opinion on Facebook!!!! Home Alone I was!!! Today Tesco Yoof has been and delivered and he clearly thought he was a big strong hoomun as he insisted on carrying all The Owner's boxes up the path at the same time and opening the gate himself. I feel it my duty to bring clever hoomuns down to earth a little and I practice daily with The Owner but a swift dart between his legs as he struggled past my wee tree brought his whole world tumbling down and all the boxes with him. A good start to the day I felt, I am of course in the boot room but it was worth it. I am of course still concerned about not getting to see Lady Chocolate Lab, if that was where he went on Friday.