The Bloomin' Roses

The Owner was around the garden till quite late last night sniffing at the roses and standing back and admiring etc. Enough to make a dog feel quite nauseous! He came in as dusk settled over the cottage with pollen dusted all over his nose and then started sneezing. He had the nerve to blame me and my hairs for his condition, cheek!

Knowing that it was the pollen dust that caused it I set out this morning to help rectify the problem and 'p'd on all the blooms. It took quite some doing with just the one bladder full of wee, but I managed! He came out the front door and made a bee-line for the rose blooms again and stuffed his nose straight in the first one he came across which just happened to be one that I had watered earlier. He started pulling funny faces and "Phew",ing a lot. I did check it later but it smelled ok to me. I think he's just getting choosey!