Last night's takeaway

Why does he do it? The Owner I mean. Last night I ventured back in from the boot room as I hadn't heard him start cooking his dinner and I normally get given a Bonio when he has his dinner. Bonio's are my favourite! He's fidgiting! Then he jumps up grabs his keys saying that a nice pizza, a bottle of wine and a video are whats called for tonight. I've never had pizza but I'm sure they would be my favourite.

When he gets back he's got beer, kebab and a video. Even I wouldn't touch one of them kebabs! Every time he goes to the pizza shop he gets as far as the kebab van and loses his way. Now, as usual, he keeps running upstairs holding his belly. He have been better off having some of that dead badger on the hill he tries to keep me away from! Look out! There he goes again up the stairs.