Collecting MY mail

The Owner still hasn't blamed me over Postman not delivering to us anymore. But when we went to collect our mail today he got into a right row with the sorting office staff. I had got more fan mail! Addressed, as you would expect, to Jack Labrador, they wouldn't give it to him coz he hadn't got any i.d. on him for one Jack Labrador.

Argue as much as he could that I was just a dog, actually he said a rude word when he said 'just a dog' but I pretended not to hear, they insisted that it must be given to the addressee. So he told them that Jack Labrador was out in the car if they insisted. So postman was sent out to give the package to me. It was the same one I had made the mistake with last weeekend! Postman wet himself again! Not sure they will be delivering to us any day soon!