Went out with The Owner last night to a hall and there were lots of people there listening to two women. I thought the chances of a Bonio were quite high, and then I saw her, across the crowded room, a lady labrador, chocolate, it was love at first sight! I thought The Owner would have at least got me close to her so we could have a good sniff as dogs do when they meet.
I always try and do the right thing for him and act all cute and cuddly when he sees another lady hoomun so that he can get the chance to talk to her! Then I noticed what the problem was going to be. Her owner was a lady hoomun, blonde and skinny, just the type he usually plays up to. So he told them all my embarrassing little mistakes and made her laugh lots. Lady Chocolate Lab didn't want anything to do with me afterwards, how embarrassing was that? He was singing in the car all the way home, I think I heard him say he was seeing her again next week sometime. That gives me time to plot my revenge! If he wants an embarrassing dog, I'll give him embarrassing! I've taken myself off to the boot room, part in protest and part to get away from his singing.
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