The Return of The Big Yellow Machine

The man with the big yellow digger is back on the farm digging more holes. Knowing that on his last visit my attempt at watering his holes in my own particular style was less than welcomed and also bearing in mind the amount of water which sprayed from something deep in one of his holes, I opted to keep well clear.

Postman is about to make his first delivery since the last regrettable incident and I had already had that warning finger wagged at me a few times. Well, man in yellow digger was driving down past the office when Postman came up the track, so I ran out to greet him hopeful of a Bonio. Man in yellow digger swerved in what I felt was a very exaggerated fashion. Now we have a big hole in the side of the office, Postman has gone home to change his trousers again and Farmer has given The Owner a letter which appears to be addressed to Bill. It can't be a very nice letter to Bill as The Owner has his head in his hands again and appears to be crying. I can't help feeling that they are all blaming me! I'll be in the calf shed if anyone wants me!