The Lawn Mowing

The Owner has been outside this morning giving the lawn what he describes as a light trim. In as much as you can ever give two feet of grass a light trim! It did liberate some of my balls and other toys that I had long forgotten about and one or two other things I probably shouldn't mention here.

Yesterdays badger munching, is still having a profound affect on my bottom and being one who prefers a little privacy when conducting ones ablutions I opted for the long grass as yet uncut. Besides, what he had already cut looked far too clean and nice to do anything on. It would appear he didn't notice it before he ran over it with the rotary mower and there followed much bellowing and changing of shirts etc. I have found a nice cool spot up in the woods behind the barbie out of the way, the cricket match is on over the lane and he has cracked open a beer already so I'll stay up here until time or alcohol has dulled his memory!