This morning The Owner excelled himself in the "forgetting the glasses" stakes. We got all the way to work and got the computer switched on before squinting at the screen forced him to realise that things were not right. He then started patting himself down to see which pocket they weren't in. The answer soon became apparent, they weren't in all of his pockets!
We have new badgers in the area these last few days, I have heard them snuffling around on the lawn at night. The Owner has noticed the effects too when he wanders out to "take the first fresh breath of morning" when he lets me out, and discovers the lawn resembling, in no small way, the battlefields of The Somme! The benefit for me came this morning on our wander in to the studios when I happened to notice not just one, but several dollops of fresh poo on the road and on the track up to the studio. Excellent, I thought! So I marked that down for a bit of poo rolling later in the day when The Owner wasn't with me.
Glasses discovered missing we had to wander back to the new cottage to retrieve them, but in the meantime Tanker Driver Hoomun had arrived to collect the milk from the dairy. Well I am forming a somewhat negative opinion of him! He drove right over all the poo and spread it out so thinly there was no benefit to be had from a quick roll! He has immediately gone on my list of people to be mistrustful of!
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