Yesterday Milk Tanker Hoomun managed to annihilate another dollop of badger poo that was showing promise down on the road. On the walk to the studio there it was, as fresh as you like, went back on a solo patrol... there it was flatter than one of those poppadoms that The Owner manages to shatter all over the carpet when he has an Indian meal delivered. After the sun had been on it for a while it was just as crispy too. So when Milk Tanker Hoomun arrived this morning to collect milk from the dairy, I felt the need to go and remonstrate with him over the matter. A swift nip in the fetlocks ought to do it I thought. But when I got to the tanker he appeared out of his cab with a Bonio!! For me!!! He can do just whatever he likes to any badger poo he wants to from now on. He has now been upgraded to my bestest friend! Tomorrow I will try my luck for one of his sandwich crusts too!
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