The Pack of Sausages

The Owner went creeping off down to the burger van earlier this morning hoping no-one would know he had gone. I like going down there coz The Hoomun Burger Van Lady always gives me a treat when she sees me and The Owner isn't watching. When we got there she had just received a delivery of fresh meat and stuff.

The Owner jumped out of the car and left the door open, thinking he had left it for me I jumped through from the back of the car and got out as well. The Hoomun Burger Van Lady was busy talking to The Owner so I went exploring around the back of the van. In one of the big boxes was a fresh catering pack of sausages! Assuming she must have thrown them out I picked them up and took them back to the car. A little later The Owner came back to the car and we drove back to the office. I opened the pack on the way and tried to select the best place to start on the string of sausages, there was miles of them! When we got back to the office The Owner opened the back of the car to let me out and had a bit of a funny turn. It seems that sausages were not what he was expecting to see in the boot with me. It also seems that The Hoomun Burger Van Lady was not what he was expecting to see driving up the track behind him either. She did seem a little more animated than when we saw her only a few minutes earlier. I am beginning to suspect that I wasn't supposed to take those sausages as The Owner has gone to the shops to buy some more. I think I'll take myself off up to the calf sheds for a while when he gets back, just to be sure!