What to tell you about first? Should it be the lump on the back of The Owner's head or the bite marks on my neck from Lady Chocolate Lab :P?
Well the evening had been going swimmingly once we had got The Owner to shut up about being "incarcerated in that awful tomb!". Well hello, that's my bedroom you're talking about there, where I get sent for everything and for anything!
Lady Chocolate Lab Owner and The Owner were talking and drinking and doing hoomun stuff so I thought maybe now is the time to get a little closer. So I snuggled up nicely on MY cushion with Lady Chocolate Lab and started to sniff her ear a little, gently I thought! Then I got a wack across the nose from The Owner and Lady Chocolate Lab bit me on my neck! I now understand why The Owner always says that women are unfathomable! So I took myself off to the boot room, sorry, "That awful tomb", as a precaution leaving Lady Chocolate Lab curled up on MY cushion!
Wounded I am! The Owner thinks its funny of course, keeps making jokes about not drinking too much in case I leak! He has no sensitivity!
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