The Flower Bed

Me and The Owner went to one of his friends for a barbecue the other evening. I like barbecues, people feed me stuff when The Owner isn't looking. The Owner's Friend is particularly good at doing that! Near the barbecue their is a big wall all the way round what I took to be a flower bed, the wall is just above head height for a dog of my stature.

There was another dog there called Barnaby, he's a funny looking thing if you ask me, little tiny legs and a really long body and a lot on his mind! Well I was enjoying a good sniff around the back of this 'Flower bed' when I heard someone drop a sausage on the floor. Well, I was not about to let Barnaby get it and with his short legs he would have to go all the way around the outside of the flower bed. Me being a little more athletic, if I may be so bold as to say so, I opted to go a more direct route, up and over the top. Well no-one was more surprised than me to find that the 'Flower Bed' was in fact a big fish pond with a big net over it! The net stretched enough to let me fall in the water but I could not get enough of anything to continue my journey to the fallen sausage! All my legs were through the holes in the net and I was stuck, helpless and humiliated! To make matters worse they kept calling him a sausage dog from then on and me the non-sausage dog! The Owner still keeps bursting out laughing whenever he sees me and trying to imitate me stuck in the net. I think he looks more like a camel, he smells like one as well!