I was in the garden nice and early on Sunday, Sunday mornings are always fun, they're my favourite. We get a lot of cyclists in funny coloured clothes pedalling by on Sundays and I can have hours of fun hiding behind the hedge waiting until they get right outside and then let fire with the big guns. It always causes a wobble or two!
I have found that if you wait until they are just saying to each other "What a lovely cottage!" and other such yucky stuff, it has best effect. One day I will manage to get one of them to wobble enough that they fall off!
Well, I had patrolled checking for badgers and squirrels and stuff like that and I was just setting myself up ready for the cyclists, when old Reg the paper boy turned up...... on his bike! Well how was I to know it was him?!?! I heard the bike and settled in anticipation of the right moment to make my move for best effect and then launched forward with heckles up..... I think The Owner has to go and collect his paper on a Sunday morning in future; and Reg seemed a little uncomfortable in the trouser department and walked his bike down the road whilst continually adjusting his trousers as he went.
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