Well, talk about double standards! We went home for lunch today, The Owner and me. When we got there, Builder was just finishing putting the window and its frame back together. I thought "That looked nice", and went on a quick patrol up the garden to check to see if Builder had left any sandwich crusts round by the bench from his lunch earlier.
When I came back they were both stood around a hole they had just dug discussing things with a certain air of gravitas. Then before you could say "Bonios five times a day would be nice, please" they've got shovels and forks and a big metal bar and there are holes everywhere! They had hose pipes squirting water everywhere and of course The Owner being of a, frankly, childish nature just had to squirt it at me as well and then laugh loudly. I just hope they fill them all in before tonight, Lady Chocolate Lab is coming round this evening and I really don't want her to think I would behave in such an infantile manner. I may find a way of shutting him in the boot room tonight as a punishment.
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