Monkey Dog

Oh revenge is so sweet! Me and The Owner went to work this morning and on the farm they were looking after a skinny strange looking dog with very long legs, I think they called him 'Monkey'. Mmm, I think that says it all really, clearly no breeding!

Anyway, his lady owner turned up to pick him up and came up with MY dish in her hand. How did she get that?! So Monkey dog goes and wee's up MY post so I had to go and wee on it as well. Then he goes and wee's on the gate, so I had to go and do it as well. So he then wee's up the corner of The Owners office wall! Well I thought The Owner would have said something about that, at least I was beginning to hope he would coz this Monkey thing dog can wee a lot higher than me! Nothing to do with prowess, just he had longer legs than me and I was starting to struggle to wee hugh enough so I had to be cunning. Lady Monkey Dog Thing Owner had left her posh car door open so I went and wee'd on the side of the car and he took the bate and went and wee'd on the same spot except he wee's higher. Tee hee! All over the car seats! Oh Boy was he in trouble, I'm glad she's not my Owner! I went and sat back in the office under the desk and felt a certain kind of smug satisfaction. Serves him right, he looks like a camel anyway!